Leaving a mark

In an amazing ironic twist, a young member of the Northumbria Students’ Union has managed to kill himself while making a documentary about the hardship of being homeless. He was apparently attempting to turn them into a cause celebre; to be adored for their unfortunate ability to withstand daily extremes.

Our young martyr decided to out do the subjects of his piety, and seemingly deliberately failed to sufficiently insulate himself from the sub-freezing night. For even the homeless, who are not generally known to exaggerate their plight for the cameras, would certainly check the forecast to make sure they were in a warm enough place to not die.

His parents must be proud.

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